Thursday, March 5, 2009

Some Information About Little Frigging In The Wold And This Blog

This is the official blog of everyday rural perversions from the village of Little-Frigging-In-The-Wold, in the county of Upper Thyghspreader, deep in the rural heart of England.

The village pub is The Pervert's Appendage and the village newspaper is Little-Frigging-In-The-Wold Gleaner.

Just some of the local characters you may meet in this blog:

1. The narrator of this blog – Norbert Trouser-Quandary. I am a farmer specialising in the husbandry of free-range hairstylists and the breeding for the market of farm-assured lawyers.

2. The narrator's wife – Maureen Trouser-Quandary. Manageress of the Little Frigging In The Wold Inter-Village Orgy Team

3. Ex-Army Colonel and local magistrate - Colonel Fitz-Tightly

4. The Post Mistress - Labia Entanglements

5. The librarian (couple with No. 6) - Miss Lesley Mufflapper

6. The assistant librarian (couple with No. 5) - Miss Margie Mingefinger

7. The Cake-Shop Manageress - Fanny Knickerless

8. Retired Badger-Mollifier - Old Feebletrousers

9. Ex-Cream Horn Wrangler - Grand Old Uncle Stagnant

10. The Little Frigging vicar - Rev. Counter

11. LFITW Riding School Proprietor - Jenny Moist-Gusset

12. Local handyman and voyeur - Bert Splodge

13. Blacksmith - Strom Thighhammer

14. LFITW Gleaner Editor - Foaming Lickspittle

15. LFITW Gleaner Sports Correspondent - Sherry Ventilator

16. World Champion Village Idiot - Spage Braindribble

17. Little Frigging Village Policeman - PC Ghonnemadd

18. Little Frigging Antique Shop proprietor - Minge Peccadillo

19. Little Frigging Village Doctor - Minnie Strayshuns

20. Little Frigging Village Nurse - Pam Purring

21. The Three Old Crones/Purveyors of Traditional Herbal Remedies/Witches - The Teeb Hags:

22. Splodge & Sons (Purveyors of Marital and Sexual aids to the gentry since 1789)

Neighbouring villages and their pubs:

  1. Tupping-on-the-Marsh (pub: The Highway Man’s Floozie)
  2. Greater Spadgecock (pub: The Elbow and Spatula)
  3. Morningwood-in-the-LowerBack (pub: The Catamite In The Bush)
  4. Titten-Growper (pub: The Shepherd’s Ewe And Wellies)
  5. Much Piddling (pub: The Queen’s Gusset)
  6. Lower Crotchstaine (pub: The Thatcher’s Demeanour)

Nearest Town: Upper Lower Spadgecock (pub: The Fox and Quantity Surveyor)

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